Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He did a backflip because drugs
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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