Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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