have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
