I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Randomize
