Tell her she can't have a vagina
Apparently you make a good broom.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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