Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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