I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Randomize