Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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