Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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