I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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