we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
