i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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