I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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