I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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