needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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