I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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