white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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