just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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