all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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