I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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