sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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