I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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