It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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