Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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