i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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