my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
