Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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