But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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