You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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