im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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