epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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