Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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