i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am puke
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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