if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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