Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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