hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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