Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I need a beard to bite.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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