Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize