so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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