Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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