She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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