I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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