I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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