yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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