look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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