My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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