I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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