every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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