Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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