I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize