I bet he comes in French.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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