When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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