I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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